Me: Jillian is the girl I met on 'Fiddler on the Roof'
Koko: She was the Fiddler ah?
Me: nolah.
Koko: then she's the Roof ah?

!!!

I tell you, I have the best mother in the world,
everytime I come home,
she cooks the yummiest food,
pampers me to facial sessions,
acupunture and cupping sessions,
slow cooking healthy soups to make me healthy again.

Then today when I got frustrated about that piece of artwork that kept getting uglier ,
and cried...
(but got happy again)
She said, "aiya, should've taken a video just now...
put in on youtube, like that woman who wanted sharkfin"
*mother starts imitating the sharkfin woman to mock me*

i told you.
I have the best mother in the world.
at most other times.

p/s: I meant to just act sad at first, but then my tears started flowing down cos I was actually really frustrated, oh well. hehe.

"Strawberry strawberry
Chip Chip chip,
Strawberry strawberry,
I love you,
Strawberry strawberry,
Up and down..."

Doesn't seem to make much sense,
but it was a game a friend taught me in kindy.
I guess it is worth remembering.

Thanks to my highschool teacher for initially sharing this werepig post,
(expressing the close-to-heart grossness of the twilight series with hilarious illustrations)
I'm now a fan of www.theoatmeal.com and the articles.
Informative yet so funny.. Damn good lah!

Yesterday we learnt from my brother how to swim a little quicker.
but after the acupuncture cupping session today,
my back's a huge piece of pepperoni pizza.
no swimming for a week. (or two)

Meanwhile, i just saw on the discovery channel that,
"you are also what your grandmother ate."
Now that's a disturbing thought.
(if you read The Little Red Riding Hood)

I'm still painting that same picture I haven't been finishing.
I don't know if I should finish it.

and the cats have been calling since yesterday, fucking cats. Really.

C: I got you something, you must wear ok?!"
M: When you say it like that, I a bit scared.
M: but you've got good taste, so it's ok..
C: You must wear ok!!
C: It's a hot pink dress
M: Huahlao
C: It has a hole cut at the tummy..
M: Huahlao cannot lah!
C: The dress sits slightly below the butt,
C: and it has a slit at the side...
M: (Really cannot edi)
C: You must wear ok!
M:  uh, I'll try it on a day when my tummy is less bloated la.
C: Nolah! I'm just kidding, I just described a whore suit!
(Proceeds to tell me the real nice thing that she got me.)

Thanks bosom. :D

Wai Yee taught me something interesting today.
how to divide carplate numbers by 3.
or multiply a two digit number by eleven.
GSTK, FSTB, WTF!
Figures. (not faces nor bodies, but numbers)
They don't usually make sense to me.
But wow, now we know how some kids get 10As for SPM.
I called her a freak
but honestly, that's exactly what I'm gonna start doing in traffic jams.
Thank you Ow..! *grabs crotch*!
We watched 'This is it' (Inilah Dia -.-)
Like it like it.
Went in Meh, and came out Woohoo!
That guy really has got presence.
Glad she persuaded me to watch it over movies i wanted to watch.
Those can wait I guess. :D
31st tomorrow. Baskin Robbins.
Gotta sleep now and wake up early to get ice-cream.
Good Night at 3.30am.

Hello....

Me, Ken, Isa, John.
German Pork, Sausages and Beer,
Ice-cream and tea,
and then a movie.
I could not ask for more.

I pack my case,
I check my face,
I look a little bit older.
I look a little bit colder.
With one deep breath,
and one big step,
I move a little bit closer.
- For Reasons Unknown-

woohoo chulala!

11:11pm, October 1st.
Wake up green day,
It's October now.
September flew away.

My workmates were recalling the story of  mooncake festival during lunch,
and one of them said
"嫦娥吃了长生不老的药，结果变了月饼“. 
=,= (sudden laugh lapse)

Don't you feel the spirit of the festival now?  =)

中秋节快了everyone!

当时的月亮

Jill and I discovered the (big) lake gardens today. 
Found a nice spot under a tree to laze,
and to enjoy the very yummy Jill-made pizza and pasta salad...
Watching kids and ants,
geese, mousedeers, and bambi deers,
and funny looking couples getting their wedding pictures taken in the heat.
Catching up while letting little fishies nibble our feet in the lotus pond.

Yumcha-ing, Makan-ing,
Lessons from genius kids in car-ing, Fireflying, makanning.
Lazing in Jaemy's rooming, K-ing, Curving, Swimming, Lazing in SY's room-ing,
KL Shopping, Chocolating, More eating...Laughing smiling.
All in the company of very nice and kind but un-boring people. 
<3

W: Silly cow
M: Mad dog
W: Crazy cat
M: dumb ass
W: I kalah
M: This will never end XD
W: No one can beat a dumb ass.

( Up and The Ugly Truth )

was nice...
It couldn't stay flying because we were noobs,
but it was a nice day.
The sky was blue, and the grass was green,

Some of my secret guilty fantasies were acted out in the Chinese movie I almost felt shy. Movies like that are pretty good venting. I guess. Some parts were cheesy but it was fun nonetheless, and happy-fying, some parts were pretty creative to me. I'm glad I have a Zhang ziyi fan kaki.

Wai Yee came and we all got in her car and got (tanned) Jaemy from the airport.
(Jaemy and Han tried to make a baby at the backseat of her car.)
We got Shyng from work and ate drank pints of melted Baskin Robbins (at the mamak)
Talk so much kok I can't remember anything in particular, but we laughed so much. It was a wonder wonderful night.

I really like Fridays now.
good night at 4:07am.
Today we will fly some kites.